they're not going to give obama credit for supporting it all along. that would be like passing a kidney stone and thanking your doctor-- instead of the kidney stone, for taking you on such a character-building adventure of agony! [ laughter ] getting those words out was almost like passing a kidney stone. [ laughter ] plus, while obama's trying to woo hispanics, he's already flirting with another minority group on the side. according to the white house website, obama's immigration plan treats same-sex families as families. what's next, mr. presiden, treating gay people as people? here's the idea: the plan "gives u.s. citizens and lawful permanent residents the ability to seek a visa on the basis of a permanent relationship with a same-sex partner." that's right. he wants to let gay foreigners across the border to take our good-paying, american gaying jobs. [ laughter ] well, folks, i believe in american exceptionalism. and this is an insult to american gays. who i may not approve of, but i believe they are the gayest in the world. [ laughter ] our gay